GAME BAFTA VIDEO GAME AWARDS 2012

BEST GAME: Portal 2
Bloody 'ell! 

PERFORMER: Mark Hamill, Joker
Well deserved

FAMILY: Little Big Planet 2
I like Adam Buxton

DEBUT GAME: Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
I dislike Alex Zane

ONLINE MULTIPLAYER: Battlefield 3
Again

SPORTS / FITNESS: Kinect Sports 2
Back up a bit

Oh it's just a big thing about Minecraft, good time for a toilet break...

 Christ he talks a load of bollocks, no wonder I gave up after page 1 of his books...

 Wow, Ian Livingstone is presenting the next award, let's turn to page ## to find out who wins...

ARTIST ACHIEVEMENT: Rayman Origins
Erm, the demo is great fun

ONLINE BROWSER: Monstermind
Okay?

 ONE TO WATCH: Tick Tock Toys
Tick Tock, what? 

ACTION: Batman Arkham City
About time they won something...

GAME AWARD FOR 2011: Battlefield 3
Perhaps we'll get a new one every year?

MOBILE & HANDHELD: Peggle HD
Every train journey I took during my years in Japan was spent playing this game

STRATEGY: Total War Shogun 2
Great game, but I'm rubbish at it

GAME INNOVATION: Little Big Planet 2
The most innovating way to get from A to B

BEST DESIGN: Portal 2
Can't disagree, tremendous aesthetic and design

AUDIO ACHIEVEMENT: Battlefield 3
I wouldn't know, I just hear gunfire as I get torn apart every few seconds

BEST ORIGINAL MUSIC: L.A. Noire
Fair enough

BEST STORY: Portal 2
It's a great game but the story is almost identical to the first ...

Charlie Higson is drunk!

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